Curse of Doom: World of Warlocks
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Warlocks. It might have took some time to kill off the rest of the competition, but I’m finally here :D
For anyone stupid enough not to know what they have got themselves into, here is a little breakdown of the word ‘Warlock’.
- The term means oath breaker or traitor;
- Most of them are called Dave;
- They are all Satanists, and evil.That’s right you must have a decrepit, lurid and filthy mind to venture into this realm. We take great delight in slowly watching our enemies die as they curse us in vain. Or obliterating the weak in a matter of seconds while they are left wondering WTF JUS HAPPENED!?!? We come to kill or die trying… sometimes twice if we’re prepared. We don’t even need a light sabre or a black cloak to prove we’re from the dark side. No, no, no, we come equipped with a whole manner of whacky spells, weird looking minions and an odd variety of rituals and conjured thingies.
…but more of that later…
So what can you expect from this this warlock space in your face? Well obviously we start with me, a female human warlock (technically a witch, but still basically a warlock with the add bonus of PMS!) From my WoW history I would say I was old skool, dinging 60 during the AQ opening ceremony (good old days ftw), but not old, old skool since I never did AQ40 or Naxx. Then like a lot of fellow players flirted with quitting in TBC and came back to be brutally frustrated with Wrath of the Lich King. Now I spend most of my time slaying dragons, being trained in arena or rerolling more warlock alts.
Occasionally joining me will be a couple of mysterious friends. Generally they’ll be included to prove a point or to tell an interesting story.
The main focus of the posts will be…
Firstly it will include some pve chatterings called ‘Waiting for Wednesdays’. I’ll try and touch on the basics, maybe comment on changes or try and answer some concerns, but anyone who complains this isn’t Elitist Jerks then I’m going to unleash the Doomguard on them.Also a lot of pvp dribble called ‘Resurrection Sickness’. This is mostly like going to contain a lot of nerd raging or rofl owned posts, but I’ll try and keep them as evishly humoured as possible.
Finally some role playing. After all what is this game for if you can’t make friends and torture them. It will probably include other things like fondling your succubus and spitting on mages, but feel free to send in your own stories and ramblings if you think they will fit in here...and if you’re lucky I’ll add some of my findings from cataclysm beta :D
Last Updated on Thursday, 19 August 2010 20:45 Written by Insertfoot Tuesday, 17 August 2010 14:55